Captain America was so unrealistic. You honestly expect me to believe they put the flash drive in the right direction on the first try every time.


I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture


❝ f(x) needs a comeback ❞

- obama probably (via amberlius)

  • me: my man better have money i don't give a fuck he needa buy me things he needa buy me the good shit too i ain't a cheap hoe
  • me: *actually feels extremely bad about having other people buy stuff for me*


i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time


I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell